One of the coolest things I've seen in a while.

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There were these two guys in a lunatic asylum....

....and one night, one night they decide they don't like living in an asylum any more.

They decide they're going to escape!

So like, they get up onto the roof, and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moonlight....

Stretching away to freedom.

Now the first guy, hhe jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend daredn't make the leap. Y'See... Y'See, he's afraid of falling.

So then the first guy has an idea...

He says, "Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the building. You can walk along the beam and join me!"

B-But the second guy just shakes his head. He suh=says...

He says "Wh-What do you think I am? Crazy? You'd turn it off when I was half way across!"

Alan Moore (AKA The Joker)

Ooooh... I just got back from a decent screening of the three extended editions of The Lord of the Rings. The marathon took well over 12 hours but was well worth it in my opinion.

Just thought I'd post a journal entry marking this happy occasion and landmark. Read the books if you haven't already.... It's such a beautiful story and shouldn't be missed.

I had a very strange dream last night.

I remember being invited into a very large factory by two oversized M'n'Ms. They explained how time consuming it was to fill each packet of m'n'm goodness before they're distributed to the stores of the world.

At one point, I was given the power to fill each packet with the use of some kind of mind control and so understandably enough, I offered to take over the M'n'M packet filling job for a little while. The oversized and living m'n'm's could take a little break at this point but it went too far. They became slobs and I couldn't keep up with the orders so the Yellow m'n'm decided to become a coke fiend and move to Vegas(after a much heated argument) and the others decided to become priests if I remember correctly(although the orange m'n'm had a leather jacket on in the end).

I woke up before it went any further and was left with an strange desire to keep the story going. I didn't want to be stuck with that damn job. Anyway... I've just woken up and so I thought I'd just post my strange but much stranger if you were there dream.

I'm bored, uninspired and feel like eating some watermelon.